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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

I showed this to the Argentinian worker in reception and he said “shove the cake right in his face”

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leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

(via pizza)

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foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

(via hi)

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awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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josheeta:

hate-the-endings:

josheeta:

CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK

IM SO EXCITED

GALE GETTING PREGNANT 

KATNISS DYING

PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT

SNOW GIVING BIRTH

PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME

RUE IS A ZOMBIE

CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK

EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS

OMG! DISTRIC 14!!

Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.

"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

(via sniffing)

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freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

(via than-i-am-42)